SF

Good one.

Two brothers enlisting in the Army, were at the MEPS station getting their physicals. During the inspection, the Doctor was surprised to discover that both of the brothers possessed incredibly long tallywackers.

"How do you account for this?" asked the Doctor.

"It's hereditary, sir." the older one replied.

"I see," said the Doctor, writing this in their files. "Your father is the reason for your elongated penises?"

"No sir. Our mother" stated the younger brother.

"You mother?" The Doctor stated with surprise. "You idiots, women don't have penises !!!!"

"We know sir," replied the recruits, "but you see it was like this. Our mother only hand one arm, and when it came time to getting us out of the bathtub when we were younger, she had to manage as best as she could."

The two brothers successfully graduated the Q-course and now serve as Team Sergeants on two separate teams.


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